Tuesday, April 29, 2008

File under: Not surprising


Apparently the new trend is digging up sex tapes of famous dead people that might actually not be famous dead people. A couple of weeks ago, it was Marilyn Monroe. (If you didn't see that in the news, I can't help you. I stopped myself just short of Googling "Marilyn Monroe sex tape" on my work computer.)

Now it's Jimi Hendrix. But maybe it's really not? The film is described as showing "a naked man who resembles Hendrix, the guitar legend who died in 1970, wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom."

Listen: I'm going to assume this is an authentic Jimi Hendrix sex tape. And why wouldn't it be? The man probably made six sex tapes a month. If there is anyone in history that deserved to make a sex tape and/or sex tapes, it's Jimi. In fact, until this point, I considered the footage of him playing the Star Spangled Banner a borderline sex tape.

I'm going to go splash water on my face now.

1 comments:

Big Green said...

well put/hung.